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When your name is in a math problem.

I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS?!

and gave 7 to my friend

azizisbored:

FACEBOOK DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS CONTEST UPDATE
On Fallon last week, I announced a special contest where whichever city had the most Facebook “Likes” on http://azizansari.com would get a small free show in their city as thanks for buying my new standup special Dangerously Delicious.
Here’s an update: The contest ends on Sunday night. Right now the lead city is only up by A FEW HUNDRED. So if you want your city to win, motivate your buds and get it going. IT’S ANYBODY’S GAME.
To participate in the contest, go to http://azizansari.com and hit the Facebook like button and you can also buy new special there for only $5.

FACEBOOK DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS CONTEST UPDATE

On Fallon last week, I announced a special contest where whichever city had the most Facebook “Likes” on http://azizansari.com would get a small free show in their city as thanks for buying my new standup special Dangerously Delicious.

Here’s an update: The contest ends on Sunday night. Right now the lead city is only up by A FEW HUNDRED. So if you want your city to win, motivate your buds and get it going. IT’S ANYBODY’S GAME.

To participate in the contest, go to http://azizansari.com and hit the Facebook like button and you can also buy new special there for only $5.